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THIS IS A VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY! MOON REFLECTS SUNLIGHT AND THEY DON’T LIKE WEREWOLVES BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPETITIVE PREDATORS
Since you can only fold something in half a maximum of 7 time this tarp would be a minimum of about 940 miles by 940 miles when folded up 6 times.
You could piecwise it
Thats a myth. Mythbusters even did an ep about, got a huge sheet of paper folded like 11 times.
Won’t somebody think of the werewolves?!?!
Why do you think they did it?!
Moths! MOTHS!
I’ve been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.
The moon’s not the real issue here. We need to be thinking about how to block out the sun. And thirty thousand is rookie numbers
Baby steps, bud. We’ll make it there when society wakes up to this.
Moon: The original source of Light Pollution.
IT’S A TARP
That’s no moon…
So that’s where my DOGE and tariff refund checks went.
Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon “Frisky Dingo” where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.
You can’t fax glitter. You can’t put coins in it. You can’t ever go back to Arizona.
You are not a ninja.
Burialgoods has such a fine grasp on the dark absurdity of our society
This reads like some memetic SCP
It’s already paid for by the moon!
The deaths were unrelated to the moon blanket
Is this a plot to steal the cheese?
Shhh, don’t mention it too loudly, they could h- *gets shot at his head*
obviously this would cause major problems irl, but it would be interesting to know what the actual effects would be, like environmentally. the gravity of the moon would be unaffected, but never getting light from the moon might fuck up a lot of the night time activities of animals.
- I love the moon so I would be sad.
- Many animals including moths, birds, and nocturnal animals rely on moonlight for hunting and navigation. I think they would adapt eventually though.
- Thousands of meteors hitting the tarp would eventually push it towards earth, then some place gets an extra spicy fire blanket treatment.
Not any worse than what humans have already fucked up with our artificial light i imagine
Did they die because the tarp keeps igniting?
No they died because of the moon werewolves that we’re trying to stop.
