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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

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  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    .world memes be like

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      What do you mean?

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    Fuk you, Western pig

    That doesn’t mean they’re from China. They might just be from lemmy.ml . 😏

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      I always find it to be the ultimate irony that .ml is blocked in China.

      Little spez puts in work parroting their state propaganda and they don’t like him either.

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        You don’t have to like or respect the lackey you hire to get a job done.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Man, came here looking for them. Little disappointed.

      • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        You just didn’t wait long enough. One lemmy.ml user (emphasis on “ml”) posted in this thread just a few minutes ago.

  • Miisha ♀️@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Damn. I know this is a shitpost (and a funny one) but this is actually a neat strategy as a rough filter for bad people, like on dating sites or such.
    I think I’ll start using this. Thank you OP! <3

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      Put the anti douchebag statement at the top:

      “Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Systemic racism exists. Feminism benefit everyone. No war but class war.”

      Saves a lot of time.

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        I saw one where they asked the other person to say Taiwan is an independent nation and to say (type) the words Winnie the Pooh, and they wouldn’t. That’ll do it.

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          OTOH, if I was traveling to China every so often, I would likely be also cautious with writing such things. For a similar reason I likely shouldn’t enter the US any time soon.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Gr8 B8 M8

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      8/8

      • ceenote@lemmy.world
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        Cre8 more, I can’t w8.

      • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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        I R8

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        How about with rice?

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          👌

        • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s a meme I haven’t heard in long time…

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    I use this strategy on my dating profile as well to weed these people out 🤣

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    Maybe I’ll start asking the spam calls this

    • someguy3@lemmy.world
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      Kashmere belongs to Pakistan?

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      I don’t think any peasant worker in The Philippines has strong opinions either way.

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    Oink!!

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