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I once woke up to an alarm, still in a half-asleep dreamlike state. I thought I was getting up to defuse a bomb. I have no idea what I intended to do when I got to it.
what kind of alarm clock is single use?
Wait: They make non-disposable alarm clocks?
How do they survive the throw?
Make them out of tungsten
The kind that gets shut off with a hammer.
Definitely not one in an ineffective time bomb.
I use a hungry cat. Lick lick lick lick shove (snooze) lick lick lick
