I read a book with a diver named Cove once. It was mercifully rare for her to be addressed by name.

It’s not your fault. It’s an incredibly bad metaphor.

Thanks for this.

I JUST WOKE UP! WHY WOULD I NEED THAT?! WHAT POSSIBLE STIMULUS COULD HAVE SUMMONED THAT?!

Yeah, there’s me, and then there’s the One Who Knows Things. He’s not always helpful.

“I’m going to uproot my workflow and make my life harder by migrating to another service or array of services to avoid giving money to people who don’t share my ideals.”

Barbara Walters: “You’re damaging an entire industry.”

No.

My personal answer is that you have to register as a member of a party in my state, and I’m not fond of being on lists like that.

I can’t decide if only reading one third of something that’s all on one page is better or worse than divining the contents of an article from its title.

The trick is to be more afraid of not filing your taxes than literally everything else in your life. Give yourself deadline anxiety on January 31st. Can’t snack. The IRS is gonna hunt you down like a gnu at the watering hole. Can’t watch anything because it tells the snipers which room you’re in. Reading? Like a gazelle reading at the watering hole right before the revenue lion eats its legs?

My problem with it is that there is no objectively good music. The whole premise was bad from the start.

I can’t believe nobody’s called you out on not knowing what “objectively” means yet.